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Posted on March 20, 2008 - by writerman

Are you there God? It’s me, Randy.

Today, special for you, an excerpt from my My Name is Earl spec!

The episode is called “Gambled at Sunday School.” Earl returns to his former Sunday School to give back some ill-gotten money. Technically, he won it fair and square. You know, if you call convincing a group of 10-year-olds to wager their collection plate money on a game of cards, and then cheating, “fair and square.”

In this short scene, Earl and Randy arrive at the church to try and do the right thing.

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               EXT. CHURCH - DAY

               A crowd slowly files in to church. Randy and Earl climb out
               of the El Camino dressed in their Sunday best.
               Earl holds up a ziploc bag filled with change and starts to
               walk towards the church.

                                   RANDY (O.C.)
                         Help, Earl, it's got me!

               Earl turns to see that Randy has caught his tie in the car
               door. Earl opens the door to set him free.

                                   RANDY (CONT'D)
                         Thanks. These things are dangerous.

                                   EARL
                         I know, Randy, but as soon as we go
                         inside and give back this money,
                         we'll go straight home and change.

                                   RANDY
                         I don't want to go to church, Earl.
                         God is watching, like those cameras
                         at the Quick Stop. He knows if
                         we've been naughty or nice.

                                   EARL
                         That's Santa, Randy.

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I love writing jokes for Randy. Awesome character. And Ethan Suplee is definitely some kind of mad genius. On a related note – a friend told me “Seriously, dude, you can’t be posting jokes from your scripts on the Internet! What if someone steals them?”

Seriously, dude: chill. I’m pretty sure Greg Garcia is too busy to be trolling the internet looking for jokes to steal for his show. Still, just to be safe…

Dear Greg:

This one’s on me.

cheers,

Tony

ps. I like your show.

Posted on September 18, 2007 - by writerman

The Rebirth of the Sitcom

You should totally take a writing class at UCLA. It was one of the first things I did after moving myself to the Promised Land. Sure, it costs a couple of bucks, but think of what you get in exchange…

• Deadlines
• Notes on your work from someone you aren’t related to or sleeping with
• The chance to meet some other writers. Handy if, say, you wanted to start a secret society or stop drinking alone.

I just took a sitcom writing class. Now you might be wondering if that’s such a good idea, since you heard the Sitcom is Dead. Not to worry though, if sitcoms are dead this year, it can only be a matter of time before they’re the Next Big Thing all over again.

My class was taught by David & Julie Chambers – UCLA’s only husband-and-wife teaching and comedy team. Lovely folks. And funny. David keeps the train on the tracks and provides all the wry one-liners, while Julie is like an idea factory fueled by sugar and enthusiasm. Plus, they gave me tons of great notes on my My Name is Earl spec about child-rearing, roller derby and gambling in Sunday School. Did i mention that they’re working with Mel Brooks?

One of the tricky things about penning a TV spec is that you have to write like someone else. There are lots of ways to learn to do this, like marathon DVD-watching sessions of past episodes or downloading copies of old scripts, but David & Julie had a really good litmus test to determine if you know a show.

Pick a character from a sitcom you want to spec and describe their birthday party.

If it sounds like an episode of the show, then you’re ready to start writing. Here’s what I came up with:

Randy Hickey – My Name is Earl
A Smokey and the Bandit-themed affair at the Crab Shack, with all of his closest friends. And this time, Randy is the Bandit. Following the pony rides, tricycle races and the busting of the piñata, things are going great until, emboldened by his 10-gallon hat, Burt Reynolds mustache and 16 beers, he confesses his undying love to Catalina. I think that was right before Catalina punched Joy in the face. Or, maybe after. It’s all a bit of a blur…

J.D. from Scrubs
The Lovin’, Touchin’ Feelin’s (J.D.’s fav Journey tribute band) play a surprise gig on J.D.’s porch. Thanks, Turk. Don’t stop believing.

Michael from The Office
The whole gang is invited to a wild-and-crazy-no-holds-barred night of birthday mayhem at Michael’s new condo. Oh man, it’s gonna be the party of the century. I’m talking “strippers-jumping-out-of-cakes-and-pin-the-tail-on-the-playboy-bunny” crazy.

No one comes.

Except for Dwight.