Posts Tagged ‘Top 10 Project’


Posted on January 12, 2012 - by

top 10 high school movies

The hardest thing about putting this top 10 list together was narrowing it down to less than eleven movies. Chalk it up to my protracted adolescence or perpetual immaturity, but I just frickin’ love movies about high school. That said, this is a Top 10 list. So there will be no “honorable mentions” and no ties for 10th place. Ten movies – no more and no less.

I am, as they say, a stickler for the rules. And so, in spite of my enthusiasm for so many movies that did not make the list, I will not mention the one that set the template, or any movies involving pies, football, selling your underpants, remarkably articulate pregnant girls, the Ramones, Charlie Sheen, buckets of pig’s blood, and definitely not that one with the time machine.1

10. Clueless (1995)

This movie gets a lot of props for being a Jane Austen remake and for giving us all the 411 on how the cool kids talk, but the reason it landed in my top 10 is because of Alicia Silverstone’s amazing performance as everyone’s favorite spoiled, selfish, rich, shallow, vapid, vain, self-centered, clueless and yet somehow still loveable high school girl.

 

9. Superbad (2007)

The most outrageously profane movie on this list, Superbad makes the top 10 for bringing simplicity, sweetness and an endless parade of dick jokes back to the high school comedy. And, for introducing “cockblock” into the common vernacular.

 

8. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Nearly 30 years later, Fast Times is largely remembered for the iconic scene where the white guy from Beverly Hills Cop fantasizes about a half-naked, underage Phoebe Cates and her red bikini. That moment has been imitated countless times since then, but the rest of the movie still holds up for it’s hilarious but unflinching look at real high school issues like drug use, abortion and ordering pizza to history class.

 

7. Heathers (1988)

The fashions are so 80′s, but the themes are timeless:

I mean, who hasn’t fantasized about murdering that evil bitch and the asshole jocks who terrorized their high school? Right?

 

6. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

The Internet tells me that this movie inspired the term “The Napoleon Dynamite Problem”, the phenomenon whereby “quirky” films such as Napoleon Dynamite, Lost in Translation, and I Heart Huckabees prove difficult for researchers to create algorithms that are able to predict whether or not a particular viewer will like the film based on their ratings of previously viewed films.

Also: your mom goes to college.

 

5. Dazed and Confused (1993)

Richard Linklater’s best movie, Matthew McConaughey’s finest performance, and the greatest use of Foghat in the history of cinema, Dazed  is one of those rare movies that gets more and more fun the more times you watch it.

 

4. Election (1999)

Sure, she was pretty good in that movie about Johnny Cash, but for my money this is the performance that should have earned Reese Witherspoon her first Oscar. Pick Flick!

 

3. The Breakfast Club (1985)

Oh John Hughes, how could we possibly ever forget about you?

 

2. Rushmore (1998)

When I scribbled down a first crack at my top 10 high school movies, I left Rushmore off the list altogether. Which is odd, because it’s actually one of my favorite movies of all time. I guess that’s because it doesn’t really feel like a high school movie, even though the main character wishes he could spend the rest of his life in high school. Still, it gets the #2 spot here for giving Bill Murray a second act, but mainly because it’s the funniest movie about love, hate, jealousy, rivalry and revenge I’ve ever seen.

 

1. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

Simple, funny, sad, honest, wacky, outrageous, ridiculous, sublime, inspired2 and inspiring.3

This movie is the shit.

Seriously, anytime there’s a midnight screening of Ferris in town just give me a call and you’ll get to hear me say:

  1. Or the other one with the time machine. [↩]
  2. On a personal note, it was Ferris Bueller himself who inspired me to start cutting class back in the day. Of course, I got busted a lot more than Ferris and I sure as hell never got to drive a convertible Ferrari. [↩]
  3. Just last month, I picked up the menu at a pizza joint and ordered the “Abe Froman.” [↩]

Posted on December 28, 2011 - by

Top 10 Christmas Movies

The mall is a madhouse, the house smells like pine needles, the fridge is packed with leftovers and I’m full of turkey and pie, so it must be time to count down the Top 10 Christmas Movies of All Time…

10. The Muppet Christmas Carol (1993)

I’ll admit this isn’t the strongest outing from the Henson Company (for my money, that’s got to be the one with Richard Prior), but it’s The Muppets, so I had to put it on the list, right?1

9. We’re No Angels (1955)

No, not the shitty remake with De Niro, Sean Penn and that girl from Blame it on Rio. Number nine on my list goes to the original, featuring Bogie and Peter Ustinov as a couple of escaped cons from Devil’s Island who may or may not be angelic.

8. A Christmas Story (1983)

Because you gotta respect a kid who knows exactly what he wants for Christmas:

“A Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time.”

7. Die Hard (1988)

You probably forgot that this 80′s gem takes place on Christmas Eve, what with all the gun fights and explosions and Alan Rickman’s groovy accent. But if John McClane’s dirty undershirt is good enough for the Smithsonian, then this movie is good enough for the Top 10 Project.

6. Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Certainly not Spielberg’s finest work, but definitely one of his most fun. Though only marginally related to Christmas, this based-on-a-true story caper has loads of style and charm to burn, making it a perfect holiday treat.

Plus, Tom Hanks tells the greatest knock-knock joke in history:

5. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)

The first time I saw this classic was the first year I brought a girl home to spend the holidays with my family. In honor of her family’s tradition, we sat down and watched It’s a Wonderful Life (her very favorite movie) all together. By the time George Bailey stood on the bridge, my mom was banging around in the kitchen, my dad was snoring, two of my brothers had left to do something “less boring” and I had perfected my Jimmy Stewart impersonation. She didn’t speak to me for two days.

In that girl’s defense, since our awkward holiday screening, I’ve become a real fan of the movie. Sure, it gets a little syrupy now and then, but Jimmy Stewart is fantastic, Mr. Potter exudes pure evil as a classic movie villain, and between you and me, Donna Reed is a fox.

4. A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)

This one beats you over the head with the Bible a little harder than I usually enjoy, but the righteous dance party, the little tree that could, and Vince Guaraldi’s Second Greatest Christmas Soundtrack of All Time2 more than make up for the Sunday School flashbacks.

3. Elf (2003)

Fifty years from now, when everyone has forgotten about Ricky Bobby and Ron Burgundy, this is the role Will Ferrell will be remembered for. And I don’t mean that as a dig – he is magically naive and innocent and hilarious in this movie. Also, high fives to Jon Favreau for casting James Caan as his dad and writing a scene where my girlfriend gets to sing in the shower.

2. Bad Santa (2003)

This movie is full of a hundred fucking genius moments, but this one has a special place in my heart:

 WILLIE                               (mumble)
                         What the fuck is it?

 KID                          A wooden pickle.

               Willie stares at it.

 WILLIE                          Why'd you paint it brown?

 KID                          Not paint. It's blood from when I
                         cut my hand when I was making it for
                         you.

1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)3

Technically a TV special, for my money this is the best Christmas movie ever made.

Thanks Dr. Seuss!

  1. The woman in my life may never forgive me for excluding Emmet Otter from this list, but I had to go with Gonzo and Fozzy. [↩]
  2. Listen to Mr. Presley sing Number One right here. [↩]
  3. We don’t talk about the Jim Carrey remake. [↩]

Posted on July 4, 2009 - by

The Writerman Top 10 Project Begins

In the tangled jungle that is Los Angeles, people love to ask this one:

“So, what are your favorite movies?”

In the real world, this is a perfectly legitimate question that perfectly legitimate people ask one another all the time. But in the Hollywood World, this is a very loaded question. Depending on the location, time of day, and which one of you is expected to pay for that 15-dollar salad you’re picking at, the subtext of that question could be…

Do I want to work with you? Do you have taste? Do I really want to read the script you just handed me? Should I trust your opinion on the script I just handed you? Should I give you my cell number? Will 10% of your salary cover the payments on my new Lexus? Should I invite you to join my writer’s group? Should I sleep with you?

Whenever I am confronted with that question, I find myself ill prepared and I end up stumbling and rambling and naming at least one picture that I haven’t even seen. But no more! Today, I start the official Writerman “Top 10 Project” – where I put down my favorite movies right here on the Internet for all to see. Of course, I reserve the right to flip-flop1, change my mind, edit or revise this and any other Top 10 lists anytime I please. That’s what makes it a “project.”

So, without further preamble, here it is: the inaugural list of the Writerman Top 10 Project.

My Top 10 Favorite Movies of All Time

In alphabetical order2

  • Bull Durham
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  • Finding Nemo
  • Goodfellas
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Rushmore
  • Stand by Me
  • Star Wars3
  • The Princess Bride


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  1. In fact, after reading the list over, I’ll probably change it tomorrow. I mean, not a single Coen brothers, Hitchcock or Bogart movie? What jackass made this list? [↩]
  2. Picking 10 was hard enough, surely I can’t be expected to rank them. [↩]
  3. If you have to ask which one, we can never be friends. [↩]